The Customer is sh*t Review of the Day

After such an eventful weekend where there was only one home victory in The Best league in the World™, coupled with a handful of results that even the best wizards couldn’t have predicted, and we had for ourselves a wonderful weekend.

I’m not least, sorry for not posting on here the predictions for the last round of games, no thanks to my internet service provider that conveniently cut me off for no reason (only to reconnect me), I’ll try to do the roundup of the weekend’s games  coupled with my predictions for the mid-week’s premier league games.

English Roundup

Chelsea vs. Everton: What a game! Swinging from the absurd to the sublime, then to the hilarious and back... in a matter of minutes. Wonderful. The Blues have now conceded 11 goals from set pieces this season (they’ve conceded 13 all season).Petr Cech has received a lot of unfair flak this season and that has continued into this week. But it has to be said, he was largely blameless in the debacle at the bridge.

Manchester United vs. Aston villa: What manager will need to win a game at home, against a team they always seem to get the better of, and deploy just one striker upfront?... That could be the blunder of the season in my view. So much for Wayne Rooney being a very honest and hard working player. I shudder at the thought of cheats. Hmmm.

Gabriel Agbonlahor IS a big game player. FACT.

Liverpool vs. Arsenal: have Liverpool become the new City?... Only getting motivated when the no hopers from across town are on the pitch, or better still the scum from down the road.

What a first half performance. And what a second half ‘performance’.

Andrei Arshavin LOVES Anfield.

Spanish Roundup

Over to sunny Iberia(the larger of the two parts) we go then, where table toppers and the embodiment of all that is good AND holy, Barcelona (who does Henry play for  again?) defeated rivals Espanyol with help from Xavi who went down in the box for fear of being touched by an Espanyol player and got a penalty. What’s the world turning into. And it seems Zlatan Ibrahimovic hasn’t imbibed the holy culture after he gave an opponent the elbow.

Down at the Mestalla- where they now sell tickets for a chance to shake the hand of David Villa to raise funds (not verified)- Valencia took on the real Madrid (You know which) and came out having fallen behind in the title race. What a day it was for Gonzalo Higuain who got a brace, he’s already in double figures  for the season.

Meanwhile, Sevilla just did enough to stay on the tails of the top two. And that’s just about all there was there.